The Onion known as the newspaper that pokes fun at the news. Hmmm, is this how John Stewart got his start? Anyway, we all know about Tom Brady being out for the season. We also know that he's probably on the list for most attractive quarterbacks in NFL. Next in line would be?.....Brett Favre before he pulled the I'm going to retire and then come back and then cry, blah blah blah. He kind of fell off my list with that one. Anyway, The Onion wrote an article about 'Female Fans Out for the Season with Tom Brady's Knee Injury' and it's hilarious and resonates with all females who enjoyed watching his 'tight end'. Here's the perfect quote from this article:
"We feel badly for the nation's women about the injury," Belichick said. "And for Tom, of course. You hate to see anyone with that kind of masculine yet boyish appeal go down. No one has worked harder or done more for this team's female fan base than Tom has, and we expect him to set his rugged, chiseled jaw, keep his twinkling blue eyes on the prize, and be ready to get back on the field and in front of the cameras by next year."
Finally!!! Belichick admits that he's lost the hottest quarterback in the NFL. He truly understands Brady's capability of turning every woman on.
Oh we have to praise The Onion for this article.
I need to find the video I did for soBendt the day after the SuperBowl with Brady's jersey on saying that I was dumping him because he got sacked so many times. I may just have to post that one.
If I was still doing the videos I would announce to Brady that I regret the re-kindling of our romance and taking back his jersey. Oh and I'm truly sorry to all the fantasy football people who have Tom Brady on their team. I think it's safe to say your doomed.
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